iguanamouth:

the shaman pokemon

(forgive me)

gallifeferi:

making out with clara’s mental projection of river

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

teatray-inthesky:

wildcosmia:

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

crying

no, stop it, i just did my makeup.

celestialcow:

Here you go!

itwouldhurttoomuch:

#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING  (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

BBC, telling it how it is

by 大翔(ヒロト)